Tau Jokes

Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".
Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."
Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."

2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.
First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like?
Second Haryanvi: She is 5' 7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?
First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...

Haryanvi Tau: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Haryanvi Tau: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says: This is all India Radio.