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    Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

    Bob complained to his friend "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should
    see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that!!!
    There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything,
    quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your
    urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what
    you can do about it. It only costs $10. 00."

    Bob figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
    sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in
    the sample and deposited the $10. 00. The computer started making some
    noises and the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause
    out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:
    You have tennis elbow
    Soak your arm in warm water.
    Avoid heavy labor
    It will be better in two weeks.
    Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was
    and how it would change more...

    THE DRUG STORE COMPUTER
    Todd complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should
    see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that!!! There's a computer at
    the drug store that can diagnose anything, quicker and cheaper than a
    doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will
    diagnose your problem and tell you what yoy can do about it only costs
    $10. 00."
    Todd figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
    sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the
    sample and deposited the $10. 00. The computer started making noises and
    the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a
    small slip of paper on which was printed:
    You have Tennis Elbow
    Soak your arm in warm water
    Avoid heavy labor
    It will be better in two weeks

    Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was more...

    Bob complained to his friend "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that!!! There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything, quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10. 00."
    Bob figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. 00. The computer started making some noises and the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:
    You have tennis elbow Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy labor It will be better in two weeks.
    Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be more...

    One day, Nimal complained to his friend Ruchira,"My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."
    His friend offered,"Don't do that! !! There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything, quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs 10francs."
    Nimal figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the 10francs. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:
    You have tennis elbow.
    Soak your arm in warm water.
    Avoid heavy lifting.
    It will be better in two weeks.
    Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science for ever, he more...

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