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There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.
One guy said, "just name it a pub." Another said, "just name it the bar." The thrid guy said, "name it Suzy's Legs".
The owner like that one so he called his bar Suzy's Legs.
The next morning, this same guy and his dog were sitting in front of the bar waiting for it to open when a cop drove by and asked what he was doing?
He replied... nothing officer..."just waiting for Suzy's Legs to open so I can get a drink!"
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.
One guy said, "just name it a pub." Another said, "just name it the bar." The thrid guy said, "name it Suzy's Legs".
The owner like that one so he called his bar Suzy's Legs.
The next morning, this same guy and his dog were sitting in front of the bar waiting for it to open when a cop drove by and asked what he was doing?
He replied...nothing officer..."just waiting for Suzy's Legs to open so I can get a drink!"
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.One guy said, "just name it a pub." Another said, "just name it the bar." The thrid guy said, "name it Suzy's Legs".The owner like that one so he called his bar Suzy's Legs.The next morning, this same guy and his dog were sitting in front of the bar waiting for it to open when a cop drove by and asked what he was doing? He replied...nothing officer..."just waiting for Suzy's Legs to open so I can get a drink!"
"How are you feeling today, Little Johnny?" asked Suzy.
"I'm not feeling too good today, Suzy, and exhausted," replied Little Johnny. "I've pulled a muscle, and it's killing me."
"I'm surprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so tired," commented Suzy.
Little Johnny yawned and said, "Well, it does if you pull it a hundred times a night."
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry." Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry!!!"
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer
to tell a story.
Suzy said, "Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto theroad."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story.
Suzy replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next is little Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
Last is little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy more...
When Suzy decided to improve her computer skills, she threw herself into it with enthusiasm. Every week she'd check out two or three instructional books from the library.After about a month, the librarian commented, "Wow! You must really be getting knowledgeable at this stuff.""Thanks," Suzy said. "What makes you say that?"The librarian answered, "Only one of the books you're checking out this week has' For Dummies' in the title."