Sushi Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a Chinese dude, a Mexican dude, and a Blonde dude. The Chinese dude says, "What?!! Sushi again? If I have to eat sushi for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building!" Then the Mexican dude says, "What?!! Tacos again? If I have to eat tacos for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building too!" And then finally, the Blonde dude says, "What?!! A sandwich again? If I have to eat a sandwich for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building also!" At the funeral, the wife of the Chinese dude said, "If I knew you didn't like sushi, I wouldn't have made it for you anymore!" Then the wives of the Mexican dude said, "If we knew you didn't like tacos, we wouldn't have made it for you anymore!" And everyone in tears looks at the Blonde dude's wife. All she had to say was, "What?!! HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH!!!"

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
It's called, Sosumi.
Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage?
They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met.
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them. .. and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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