Sushi Jokes

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    Legal Sushi Bar

    Hot 2 years ago

    Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
    A. It's called, Sosumi.

    HEADLINES

    Hot 2 years ago

    HEADLINES
    1. Heroic dog drags problem child back into burning building.
    2. Solar eclipse – Public says affirmative action taken overboard.
    3. Half bodied lady rolls to Zimbabwe for free water.
    4. Dead fish threat in sushi shop.
    5. Heroic police officer risks life and limb rearming bomb in Mugabe's suit.
    6. Food poisoning caused by raw sushi.
    7. Solar eclipse canceled due to full schedule.
    8. Gay cow rapes sheep… twice.
    9. Cow turns out to be Australian in cow costume.
    10. Retard knocked over by parked car.
    11. New Zealand man re-united with sheep father.
    12. Retard turned fugitive after failed suicide.
    13. Happy- unhappy.
    14. Baby carrot run over, Doctors fear he could be a vegetable.
    15. AIDS aids elderly man, adds seven years to life.
    16. Sleeping man died on the job.
    17. Iraq! The bomb to be.
    18. Miracle leper goes missing after hot water turns to soup.
    19. Man loses only left foot.
    20. Baby goes more...

    Sushi

    Hot 17 years ago

    Going out for sushi is a really good first date idea, especially if you're a shallow person.

    Not only does it make you seem classy, but it also gives you the opportunity to see what your date will and won't put in their mouth.

    Whats the difference between eating sushi and eating pussy?
    The rice.

    Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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