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    A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing
    before some pearly gates. St. Peter asks him, "May I help you?"
    The Pagan asks, "Where am I?"
    Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven."
    The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven."
    Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?"
    "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to
    Summerland."
    Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily
    closed for remodeling."
    "What should I do now?"
    Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have
    to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and
    to the left."
    The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He
    walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear
    streams of water.
    He walks on in and more...

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