Subordinate Jokes

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    A SUPERINTENDING Engineer (S. E.) of the CPWD was inspecting the furniture section. He wanted to test the knowledge of his subordinates.
    "What kind of wood is this?" he asked one.
    "Teak, sir. C. P. Teak," replied the subordinate.
    "And the plywood?"
    "Duroply sir. It bears the ISI mark. Best in the market.
    "And the board?"
    "Pamella Borde, sir," replied the smarty subordinate.
    "What do you mean? This is Duro board," growled the S. E.
    "Sir, we have renamed it Pamella Borde, because it is the best available and universally used."

    Three ladies died and went to the final court of Yama (The Hindu mythology god who keeps track of good and bad deeds of everyone). The subordinate listed all the good and bad deeds of the three ladies and finally Yama asks them the final question which will decide their fate.
    Yama to 1st lady: "So, What do you have to say about yourself?"
    1st lady: "Sir! I had been a true hindu wife faithful to my husband and I kept him happy all through my married life."
    Yama to 1st lady: "Hmm... I see. Ok! Subordinate show her the way of heaven". And she is taken to the heaven.
    Yama to 2nd lady: "So, What do you have to say about yourself?"
    2nd lady: "Sir! I had been a true human being and kept all my family members happy all through my life."
    Yama to 2nd lady: "Hmm... I see. Ok! Subordinate show her the way of heaven". And she is also taken to the heaven.
    Yama to 3rd lady: "And now Madam, What do you have more...

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