Submarine Jokes

How do you kill a blond in a submarine?
Knock on the door!

your mommas so fat when she was bringing her boat in from a days fishing, the people thaught it was a submarine

Q: Did you see the polish submarine with a screen door?
A: Dont laugh, it keeps the fish out.

The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy.
He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School.
The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, “Listen, ’sir’, it’s real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn’t come out even, don’t open the hatch. ”

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.