Sub Jokes

Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.
Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he.

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Ustani Ny Bachoo Ki Group Phto Li Or Kha Ky Kal Sub Ghar Sy 10, 10 Rs Ly Ky Ayin Ta Ky Sub Ko Aik Aik Pic Mil Sky Jub App Bary Ho Gyy Tu App Yaad Kroo Gy Ya Tina London Chali Gyi Ya Rizwan Usa Chala Gya Ya Akram Canada Cahla Gyaa Aik Larka Jhaal Buhn Ky Bola Or Ya Hamri Ustani Jo Intaqal Kar Gyi

It was the visiting Admiral’s wont to appear on the bridge during the dog watches and order ‘Man overboard’.
A sub-lieutenant thoroughly briefed the bridge staff on what to do in the case of ‘Man overboard’ being exercised.
The next evening the Admiral duly appeared and said, “Good evening, Sub. ” Immediately six short blasts were sounded, the lifeboat alarm pealed, Flag Oscar broke at the yard arm, and two lifeboats floated majestically astern.
When the noise had abated, the Admiral enquired, “What’s the devil happening? ”
A red face Sub was heard to reply timidly, “You did say ‘Man overboard’, didn’t you? ”