Storm Jokes / Recent Jokes

Weather reports show Tropical Storm Fay is still hanging around Florida. My guess is that it's stuck behind a lady in the left lane, doing about 35.

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it".Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait fora snow plow and follow it."Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. Shefollowed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver ofthe truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained thather dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow aplow.The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parkinglot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.
Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.
He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.
The mother paused and said to her son...
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.The mother paused and said to her son..."Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm.
The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning.
The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die.
At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?"
She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he aproaches her, he takes off his shirt.
She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"
Eagerly, she shakes her head, Yes!
As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron more...

A young Native American boy went to his mother with a puzzled look on his face.
"Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?" he asked.
"Because when he was conceived, there was a mighty storm," the mother explained.
"Why is my sister called Moon Child?" he asked.
"That's because your father and I were watching the moon landing when she was conceived," replied the mother.
"Then why is my other sister called Cornflower?" asked the young boy.
"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when she was conceived," she replied.
The mother paused for a moment, then asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you asking so many questions today?"