Squash Jokes

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    Trying to squash a rumour is like trying to unring a bell.

    Gilchrist and Sangakkara
    The ICC 2007 World Cup final between Sri Lanka and Australia is now history and another traingular series of matches coming ahead.
    There has been loads of articles published, wide range of views expressed and many postmortems by various individuals, including past and present cricketers held.
    I have been carefully reading all the stuff, including our own' on-the-spot' reports filed by veteran cricket writer Dr. Elmo Rodrigopulle, the only Sri Lankan English journalist to cover the entire tournament.
    Whilst thinking of all those action paced episodes from the Caribbean for nearly two months, I had a dream.
    Yes! That was a dream final.
    Sri Lanka captain Mahela Jayawardena won the toss and elected to bat first in a final curtailed to 38 overs per side due to morning rain. Sri Lanka made a commanding total of 281 for 4 in their allocated 38 overs. The architect of the massive Lankan total was none other than wicket keeper batsman more...

    If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get? Tunnel vision!

    If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?
    Tunnel vision!

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