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    Theorem: 1 = -1
    Proof:
    1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1
    Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.
    1 = sqrt(1)
    -1 = sqrt(1)
    Therefore 1 = -1
    As an alternative method for solving:
    Theorem: 1 = -1
    Proof:
    x=1
    x^2=x
    x^2-1=x-1
    (x+1)(x-1)=(x-1)
    (x+1)=(x-1)/(x-1)
    x+1=1
    x=0
    0=1
    => 0/0=1/1=1

    Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 = sqrt(1)-1 = sqrt(1)Therefore 1 = -1As an alternative method for solving:Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:x=1x^2=xx^2-1=x-1(x+1)(x-1)=(x-1)(x+1)=(x-1)/(x-1)x+1=1x=00=1=> 0/0=1/1=1

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    Theorem: 1 = -1Proof: 1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other. 1 = sqrt(1)-1 = sqrt(1)Therefore 1 = -1As an alternative method for solving: Theorem: 1 = -1Proof: x=1x^2=xx^2-1=x-1(x+1)(x-1)=(x-1)(x+1)=(x-1)/(x-1)x+1=1x=00=1=> 0/0=1/1=1

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