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    To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). Note that unproductive time isn't a problem.What is a problem, however, is not knowing exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time. Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities.The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter. Thank you, Accounting. Attached: Extended Job Code ListCode Number Explanation
    --- 5316 Useless Meeting 5317 Obstructing Communications at Meeting 5318 Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting 5319 Waiting for Break 5320 Waiting for Lunch 5321 Waiting for End of Day 5322 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at more...

    Dear Friends:
    Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need.
    Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level... right here in the land of plenty. And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC investigation.
    BUT NOW YOU CAN HELP!
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    Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it could mean the difference between a vacation spent kissing political asses in DC, golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage more...

    It has come to my attention recently that many people have been turning
    in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive
    Time" (code 5300). To our department, unproductive time isn't a problem.
    What is a problem is not knowing exactly what people are doing during
    their unproductive time.
    I've attached a sheet specifying a tentative extended job list based on
    my observations of employee activities. The list will allow you to specify
    with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive
    time. Please distribute this as necessary, and let me know about any
    difficulties.
    For your timesheets:
    Job number Explanation
    ---
    5300 Meeting
    5300-100 Obstructing Communications at Meeting
    5300-200 Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
    5310 Breaks
    5310-100 Waiting for Break
    5310-110 Buying Snack
    5310-120 Eating Snack
    5310-200 Waiting for Lunch
    5310-210 more...

    It has come to my attention recently that many people have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (code 5300). To our department, unproductive time isn't a problem.
    What is a problem is not knowing exactly what people are doing during their unproductive time.
    I've attached a sheet specifying a tentative extended job list based on my observations of employee activities. The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please distribute this as necessary, and let me know about any difficulties.
    For your timesheets:
    Job numberExplanation
    5300Meeting
    5300-100
    Obstructing Communications at Meeting
    5300-200
    Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
    5310
    Breaks5310-100
    Waiting for Break
    5310-110
    Buying Snack
    5310-120
    Eating Snack
    5310-200
    Waiting for Lunch
    5310-210
    Ordering more...

    It has come to our attention recently that many of you
    have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts
    of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). However,
    we need to know exactly what you are doing during your
    unproductive time.
    Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended
    job code list based on our observations of employee activities.
    The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of
    precision what you are doing during your unproductive time.
    Please begin using this job-code list immediately and let
    us know about any difficulties you encounter.
    Thank you,
    Accounting
    Attached: Extended Job-Code List
    ...
    Code Description
    ***
    5316 - Useless Meeting
    5317 - Obstructing Communications at Meeting
    5318 - Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
    5319 - Waiting for Break
    5320 - Waiting for Lunch
    5321 - Waiting for End of Day
    5322 - Vicious Verbal more...

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