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    Checking the Caps

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    Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
    road.

    They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
    Out of respect and propriety the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
    The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

    The police were called and when the officer arrived he
    conducted his inspection. First he lifted up the Cubs cap
    replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next he lifted the
    Sox cap replaced it and wrote down some more notes.

    The officer then lifted the Yankees cap replaced it then lifted it again replaced it lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.

    The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked What
    are you a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
    looking more...

    A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.
    When asked why, he replied that he was just too afraid of all the crime even though he would be passing up a big salary increase and greater benefits.
    His co-worker said to reconsider and that Chicago was a magnificent city, with world class museums, loaded with a great history, sites, close to Canada, good public transportation, etc.
    Then he said: "Why I myself worked in Chicago for almost 10 years and in all that time I never ever had a problem with crime while I was working."
    The first asked, "What did you do there?"
    To which the other replied, "I was tail-gunner on a bread truck."
    White Sox Jokes
    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Sox fans too. Not really knowing what a Sox more...

    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
    Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
    "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
    The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
    "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
    The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"
    "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
    "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were more...

    Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
    They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
    The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
    The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
    Well," said more...

    A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

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