Son-in-law Jokes

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    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, Im making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I cant stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then youll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I cant stand being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you dont like factories and wont work in a office. What am I going to do with you?" "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law."I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man."To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise.""I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.""I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day.""Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?""Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise.""I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.""I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day.""Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?""Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

    A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

    The next year Christmas came again and this year he didn't buy her any gift.

    Mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was she forgotten this time.

    The angry son-in-law responded, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

    The son-in-law
    Issy goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Benjy.
    He says to Benjy, "So nu, tell me Benjy my boy, what do you do?"
    "I study the Torah," he replies.
    "But Benjy, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and house her?"
    "No problem," says Benjy, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."
    "But you will have children, how will you educate them?" asks Issy.
    "No problem," says Benjy, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."
    When Issy returns home, his wife anxiously asks him what Benjy is like.
    "Well," says Issy, "he`s a lovely boy. I only just met him and he already thinks I`m God."

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