Someday Jokes

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    Someday the clouds Will smile and fade Someday the sun will shine my way
    Someday the stars will rise again Someday I'll call you just a friend
    Someday you won't be what I need Someday We'll be a memory
    Someday I will look back and laugh And someday I just won't look back
    Someday wounds will sigh, then go Someday pain I will not know
    Someday I'll sign a different scroll Someday a different hand I'll hold
    Someday another's song I'll hear Someday the distance will seem near
    Someday all the wrongs will be all right Someday....
    But not tonight.

    Why are there so many, users of Windows? Don't people have any pride? Windows is useless, and designed by morons, and Windows had got DOS inside. But some don't care and continue to use it. I know they're wrong, wait and see. Someday we'll see it, the Windows rejection, the users, and Bill Gates, and me. Who said that every bug, would be found but left there? It seems so strange and bizarre. Microsoft thought of that, and millions accept it, look what it's done, so far. What's so amazing are all the delays inthe replacement for Windows 3. Someday we'll see it, the Windows rejection, the users, and Bill Gates, and me. All of us under its spell, we know that it's utterly tragic... Have you been not saving, and then torn your hair out, because of a G. P. fault? Is this the error, that occurs most often, and causes your system to halt? I've seen it too many times to ignore it, I think it is just s'posed to be. Someday we'll see it, the Windows rejection, the users, and Bill Gates, and me. more...

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band. On my next trip to my parents' house, I gave the $200 to my mother and said, "Take good care of these. They might be worth something someday."

    Several months later I asked Mom if she was keeping the two-dollar bills safe. "Oh, yes!" she replied. "I deposited them in the bank the day after you left."

    Before marraige-"roses are red, violets are blue, urbeautiful, i love u After marraige-"roses are dead, i am blue, u get on my nerves., someday ill kill u"

    Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.

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