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    Why you should learn to use algebra. . . After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and cliches a new understanding can bereached of the secret to wealth and success. Here it goes. Knowledge is Power Time is Money and as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time. So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get: K = P (1) T = M (2) P = W/T (3)Now, do a few simple substitutions: Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields: K = W/T (4)Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields: K = W/M (5). Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get: Knowledge equals Work over Money. What this MEANS is that: 1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and 2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make. Solving for Money, we get: M = W/K (6) Money equals Work Over Knowledge. From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardlessof the Work done. What THIS MEANS is: The More you Make, the Less more...

    Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew

    First, these basics

    Knowledge is Power
    Time is Money and as every engineer knows,
    Power is Work over Time.

    So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get:

    K = P (1)
    T = M (2)
    P = W/T (3)

    Now, do a few simple substitutions:

    Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
    K = W/T (4)

    Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:

    K = W/M (5).

    Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:

    Knowledge equals Work over Money.

    What this MEANS is that:

    1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
    2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.

    Solving for Money, we get:

    M = W/K (6)
    Money equals Work Over Knowledge.

    From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.

    What THIS MEANS more...

    After applying some simple algebra to some common phrases and
    cliches, a new understanding can be reached to the secret of wealth and success.
    Here it goes.
    (K)nowledge is (P)ower
    (T)ime is (M)oney, and as every engineer knows,
    (P)ower is (W)ork over (T)ime.

    So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of
    wisdom, we get:
    K = P (1)
    T = M (2)
    P = W/T (3)

    Now, do a few simple substitutions:

    Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
    K = W/T (4)
    Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:
    K = W/M (5).
    Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:

    Knowledge equals Work over Money.
    What this MEANS is that:

    1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
    2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.

    Solving for Money, we get:

    M = W/K (6)

    Money equals Work Over Knowledge.
    From equation more...

    After applying some simple algebra to some common phrases and cliches, a new understanding can be reached of the secret of wealth and success.
    Here it goes.
    (K)nowledge is (P)ower
    (T)ime is (M)oney, and as every engineer knows,
    (P)ower is (W)ork over (T)ime.
    So, substituting algebraic equations for these time-worn bits of wisdom, we get:
    K = P (1)
    T = M (2)
    P = W/T (3)
    Now, do a few simple substitutions:
    Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
    K = W/T (4)
    Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:
    K = W/M (5).
    Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:
    Knowledge equals Work over Money.
    What this MEANS is that:
    1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do,
    and
    2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.
    Solving for Money, we get:
    M = W/K (6)
    Money equals Work Over Knowledge.
    From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, more...

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