Snowstorm Jokes

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    Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

    How is a man like a snowstorm?
    Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get,
    and how long it'll stay.

    A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.
    Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.''

    A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.''

    When a blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm she recalled what her father had told her, "If you are ever stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow then follow it." Soon a snow plow came by and she began to follow it. She continued to follow it for almost an hour.
    Finally the driver of the plow got out and asked her what she was doing. She told him that her father had told her if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm to just follow a plow.
    The driver chuckled and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

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