Snickers Jokes

Substitute below for the place of origin of any ethnic
group not locally renowned for high intelligence.
A man walks up to a New Zealand sheep farmer and says, "If I can tell
you exactly how many sheep you have down there, can I keep one?"
The farmer glances at the vast array of sheep, snickers, and says, "Sure."
The man looks carefully at the sheep, then says, "5,279."
The farmer, startled, says, "How did you do that?"
The man says, "I'd rather not say. Can I have my animal?"
"I guess so," says the farmer. The man picks up an animal and starts to
walk away.
"Wait!" yells the farmer. "If I can guess where you're from, will you
give me my animal back?"
The man snickers, and says, "Sure."
"You're from ," says the farmer.
The man, startled, says, "How did you do that?"
The farmer says, "I'd rather not say. Can I more...

there was a man walking home from a party with his buddies and he looks at them and says man im so thirsty i have to go get a drink, the guys say ya thats cool we will meet up later. So the guy walks around looking for the closest bar he could find and without even looking at the name he walks right in. When he gets inside he saw nothing but girls that looked like guys and guys that acted liked girls...but he didnt care he just wanted a drink. So he walked up to the bartender and said hey i need a bud light. the bartender looked at him and said whats your name? the man said John so the bartender said nope sorry man i cant serve you. John got all heated and said well why not and the bartender said cus you dont have a name then john said but i gave you my name...its john the bartender said no sir im sorry i still cant serve you. so john looks to his left and then to his right and taps the guy to his left on the shoulder. he said hey man whats your name? and the man on the right said more...

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Snickers!
Snickers who?
Snickers at me because I'm so small!

Yo Mama is like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts!

Why do black guys wear white gloves when they eat snickers? So they dont bight thier fingers off.