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    Your mama is so smelly she makes right guard go left, and speed stick slow down. IK

    There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.
    One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.
    So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
    One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.
    "It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".
    "Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

    Match the Google search from the top list with the correct number of search results from the bottom list.

    1) "Tom Cruise is Gay"
    2) "Tina Yothers"
    3) "Mr. Roper"
    4) "Mr. Roper" & "Puff Daddy"
    5) "Smelly Vagina"
    6) "Smelly Vagina" & "Mrs. Roper"
    7) "Richard Gere" & Gerbil

    a) 83,900
    b) 0
    c) 16,800
    d) 11,400
    e) 12
    f) 59,500
    g) 1,050,000
    h) 32,400
    i) 741

    *Search results as of August 15, 2006, 6:40 EDT
    Answers: 1)c 2)a 3)f 4)e 5)d 6)b 7)h

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    Yo mama's so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast iinfections.

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