Slogan Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?"A: "Theyll never see you coming."

As part of a $200 million a year advertising contract, the Army has a new slogan: “Army Strong.”


Just think, for only another $50 million, they probably could have bought a slogan with a verb.

The head of a small industrial company posted a slogan all around the office and plant saying, "Do it now!" with the hope of getting better results from his workers.
Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the slogan signs, he said, "It worked too well. The bookkeeper skipped with $20,000, the chief clerk eloped with the best secretary I've ever had, three salesmen asked for raises, and the workers in the factory joined the union and are out on strike."

Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah)
Hal Jalikakick (How'd ya like a kick)
Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs)
Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky)
Harmon Ikka (Harmonica)
Harris Mint (Harassment)
Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire)
Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack)
Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener)
Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek)
Haywood Jablowme (Hey, Would You Blow Me?)
Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?)
Hein Noon (High Noon)
Helen Back (Hell and Back)
Helena Hanbaskett (Hell In A Hand Basket)
Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off)
Herbie Hind (Her Behind)
Herb E. Side (Herbiside)
Herbie Voor (Herbivore)
Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin)
Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn)
Holly Wood (Hollywood)
Homan Provement (Home Improvent)
Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
Howard I. No (How Would I Know?)
Howe D. Pardner (Howdy Partner)
Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?)
Huang Annsaw (Wrong Answer)
Hugh Beeotch more...

Some years ago, the now-defunct airline Braniff advertised their business class section with leather seats and more leg room with the following: 'Fly in leather with three more inches.' Spanish for 'in leather' is 'en cuero'. However, 'en cueros' means 'naked'. The Spanish version of Braniff's slogan thus became: 'Fly naked with three more inches.' What a manly airline...

A Class Professor Was Giving A Lecture On Company Slogans And Was Asking His Students If They Were Familiar With Them. "Joe," He Asked, "Which Company Has The Slogan,' Come Fly The Friendly Skies'?" Joe Answered The Correct Airline. "Sid, Can You Tell Me Which Company Has The Slogan, "Don't Leave Home Without It?" Sid Answered The Correct Credit Card Company With No Difficulty. "Now Adi, Tell Me Which Company Bears The Slogan,' Just Do It'?" And Adi Answered, "Mom."

HBO has begun marketing its new shows with the slogan "We're Just Getting Started." This won out of the more blunt but less popular choice, "Please don't cancel us now that the Sopranos is over."