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Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

there were three beans..
a black bean a red bean and a yellow bean
the black bean lived in the toilet the yellow bean lived in the freezer and the red bean lived in the cupboard.
one night they all decide to change there sleeping arrangements, so the black bean goes and sleeps in the freezer, the yellow bean goes and sleeps in the cupboard and the red bean goes and sleeps in the toilet.
in the morning they all wake up and meet in the kitchen to exchange stories.
the black bean goes " i hardly got any sleep last ngiht because it was so cold! "
the yellow bean then goes " i love the cupboard it was so cosy and warm! "
then the red bean goes " it was raining last ngiht but at least a log came and saved me " .

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? Diarrhoea!

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.

Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK.

The three words most hated by men during sex:
"Are you in?"

The three words women hate to hear when having sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"

Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the more...

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea? Jack the kipper!

This is another story about little Siripala.
One day, after school, at home, Siripala started crying without any reason. His mother, trying to console him, asked why he is crying. He said that he wants to go to his teacher's (She was a pretty female teacher) house and stay overnight there to get extra tuition. The poor mother, who was overjoyed with her son's studiousness, took him to the teacher's house and
let the teacher know his desires. The young teacher was also happy and straight away agrees with them and asked Siripala to stay with her.
In the night, after a very brief study session, Siripala wanted to go to bed. Then the teacher arranged a room for him and asked him to sleep. Siripala started crying. Teacher asked why and Siripala said that at home he sleeps with his mother and he can't sleep along. Teacher was sympathetic and asked him to sleep in her room, on the floor.
After a while, he again started crying. Teacher asked why and he said he is scared to more...

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.