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    To some its a six-pack

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    To some its a six-pack, to me its a support group.

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    Q. What do a blonde girl and a six-pack of beer have in common?
    A. You can carry both with two fingers.

    Stan, Barry and Chris were working on a high-rise building project, when Stan fell off and was killed instantly.
    As the ambulance was taking the body away, Chris said, "I guess someone should go and tell his wife."
    "I'm pretty good with that sensitive stuff, so I'll do it," replied Barry.
    A couple of hours later, Barry returned carrying a six-pack. "Where did you get that?" asked Chris.
    "Stan's wife gave it to me," replied Barry.
    "What? That's incredible!" exclaimed Chris. "You go and tell the lady that her husband is dead and she gives you a six-pack?"
    "Well, not exactly," Barry said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Stan's widow.' She replied, 'I'm not a widow.'
    So I said, 'Care to bet me a six-pack?'"

    Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
    As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
    Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." 2 hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack.
    Charlie says, "Where did you get that, Bill?" "Steve's wife gave it to me."
    "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
    Bill says,"Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.'"
    She said, "'No, I'm not a widow."
    And I said, "Wanna bet me a six-pack?"

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