Shilling Jokes

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    A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling.
    ''Only a shilling to bury an attorney?'', said the Justice, ''Here's a guinea, go and bury 20 of them.''

    A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed
    to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury
    was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the man. "Only
    a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury 20 more of them."

    A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them."

    In the international school of Ireland, there is a very patriotic history
    teacher.
    One day, the teacher asked his students, "Who is the most important man in
    the history of the world?" He then offered 2 shillings to the student who
    gets the right answer.
    A French student stands up and says, "Napoleon was the most important man
    in the history of the world."
    The teacher looked at him and said, "Napoleon was a great man, no doubt,
    but he wasn't the most important man, or the man I'm looking for. Sorry, no
    shilling for ya."
    Then, an Italian student stands up and says, "Leonardo da Vinci was the
    most important man in the history of the world."
    The teacher looked at him and said, "Leonardo da Vinci was a great man
    also, no doubt, but he wasn't the most important man, or the man I'm
    looking for. Sorry, no shilling for ya either."
    Then, a Jewish student stands up, out of no where and more...

    A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling.
    "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury 20 of them."

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