Sensualist Jokes

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    Found Parable by J.D. McClatchy (published in the 15 November 1993 issue of the New Yorker, p. 72)
    In the men's room at the office today
    some wag has labelled the two stalls
    the Erotic and the Political.
    The second seems suitable for the results
    of my business, not for what thinking
    ordinarily accompanies it.
    So I've locked myself into the first because,
    though farther from the light bulb overhead,
    it remains the more conventional
    and thereby illuminating choice.
    The on its walls is more desperate.
    As if I had written them
    there myself, but only because by now
    I have seen them day after day,
    I know each boast, each plea,
    the runty widower's resentments,
    the phone number for good head.
    Today's fresh drawing:
    a woman's torso, neck to outflung knees,
    with breasts like targets and at her crotch
    red felt-tip "hair" to guard
    a treasure half would, half wisecrack.
    The first critic of desire more...

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