Seafood Jokes

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

My brothers on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.

Even if you hate seafood you can go on a seafood diet... so whenever you see food you eat it!!

First Boy: My brother's on a seafood diet.

Second Boy: Really?

First Boy: Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats!

A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it.