Scrub Jokes

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    1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.
    2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
    3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
    4. Sit on lid - cat’s efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.
    5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
    6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.
    7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.
    * This is fiction - You couldn’t get a man to scrub a toilet.

    Many years ago a Kentucky grandmother gave a new bride the following recipe for washing clothes....

    1. Bilt fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain water.
    2. Set tubs so smoke wont blow in eyes if wind is pert.
    3. Shave one hole cake of lie soap in bilin water.
    4. Sort things, make 3 piles. 1 pile white, 1 pile colored, 1 pile work britches and rags.
    5. To make starch, stir flour in cool water to smooth, then thin down with bilin water.
    6. Take white things, rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, and then bile. Rub colored, don't bile, just rinch and starch.
    7. Take things out of kettle with broomstick handle, then rinch, and starch.
    8. Hang old rags on fence.
    9. Spread tea towels on grass.
    10. Pore rinch water in flower bed.
    11. Scrub porch with hot soapy water.
    12. Turn tubs upside down.
    13. Go put on clean dress, smooth hair with hair combs. Brew cup of tea, sit and rock a spell and count your more...

    How To Shower Like a Woman

    1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks

    2. Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do
    more sit-ups.

    4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, and pumice stone.

    5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

    8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

    10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
    11. Shave armpits and legs

    12. Turn off more...

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