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    Decision making

    Hot 1 year ago

    A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use while the other disused. Only one child played on the disused track, the rest on the operational track.

    The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused track and save most of the kids. However, that would also mean the lone child playing by the disused track would be sacrificed. Or would you rather let the train go its way?


    Let's take a pause to think what kind of decision we could make..



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    Most people might choose to divert the course of the train, and sacrifice only one child. You might think the same way, I guess. Exactly, to save most of the children at the expense of only one child was rational decision most people would more...

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    Try This...

    Hot 3 years ago

    Try this - it is amazing! This really WORKS!!!
    Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you keep going!
    scroll down Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
    scroll down Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animal. Say it out loud as you scroll down.
    scroll down Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.
    scroll down Take the hand you counted with, smack yourself in the head, get back to work and quit playing stupid e-mail games.

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    Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?
    Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?
    Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign?
    Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else?
    Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary?
    Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet - at one point, while a secret service agent more...

    Modem Addiction

    Hot 8 months ago

    "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice. "That's more than twice the monthly payment you make for that (expletive)computer!" she continued as she escalated to screaming.
    "I confess! I confess!" I sobbed. "I'm just an on-line junkie. I'm addicted to my modem! I guess I'll just have to join Modems Anonymous before I owe my soul to the phone company. "As a counselor for Modems Anonymous, I hear numerous variations of the preceding story every day. That insidious disease, modem fever, is exacting a tragically large toll from the cream of our society's computer users. Modem-mania is sweeping through the very foundations of our country and there seems to be no stopping it. This disease (yes, it is a social disease of almost epidemic proportions) is becoming a such calamity that soon there's even going to be a soap opera about on-line addiction named, more...

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