San Francisco Jokes

Authors of the popular "For Dummies" series of books meeting in San Francisco this past weekend wandered about aimlessly as there is yet no "Conferences for Dummies" book available.

In Kathmandu, Nepal, 50 local women stripped their clothing and plowed their fields naked. The women did this so that the rain god, Varanu (pictured left), would favor them and douse their parched land. Little did they know, that Varanu, is very, very gay.
In other news, San Francisco has reported record rainfall for another year.

New study reports "male seals are reaping the benefits of climate change by having more sex."






Scientists also noted a 67% increase in headaches among female seals and a growing sense of exasperation in dealing with more frequent requests to "do that thing where you balance my balls on your nose."

In other news...
Facing falling domestic sales, Hummer announced plans to target new markets. The company will position the H2 as a "mammal magnet" and will be making automatic transmission standard on its new 2007 models.

At Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco, a female seal recently filed a complaint against members of the visiting Duke lacrosse team.

The San Francisco Zoo has just named a horse in their petting zoo, Coulter. Zoo officials say that they didn't name the horse Coulter because the conservative tranny's uncanny resemblance to the equine, but because the horse was an unrully bitch who hates blacks and gays.

Lego models of three San Francisco landmarks have beenstolen. And now dozens of homeless Lego men have nowhere to loiter.