Sammy Sosa Jokes

If the Sammy Sosa steroid accusations are proven true, the Cubs will have to forfeit all their championships. Wait a minute...

Sammy Sosa used a special baste on his turkey that made the dark meat white.

Former baseball slugger Sammy Sosa has stated that he would be willing to come back to the game for the right offer. That offer? $1 million contract, no trade clause and, oh yeah, lots and lots of steroids.

Sammy Sosa is undergoing a rejuvenation treatment that has made his skin lighter. Probably to convince GM's that he's someone else.