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    I just got back from a sailing holiday where I remembered this true tale
    you might be interested in.
    A friend was looking for a second hand boat (a Laser) to buy, when he
    hit on a great idea...
    At his sailing club (the Queen Mary in London) there was a large trailer
    park and a smaller yard where the management put trailers and boats if
    the owner didn't pay their membership for 12 months. The Queen Mary club
    is very big and at the time there were three or four Lasers in this
    yard that judging from their condition hadn't been sailed for at least
    a year.
    My friend took down the numbers of these boats and asked the club secretary
    for the owners address so that he could make them an offer. The first chap
    he rang said he wasn't interested in selling as he was going to sail it
    himself "one of these days."
    He then rang the second owner who lived about 100 miles away. A woman
    answered the phone and confirmed that they did more...

    Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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