A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to scram.
"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack.
"Take your axe and go cut it down!"
The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the little man.
The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," replied the puny man.
"You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack.
The little man laughed and answered back...
"Oh sure, more...
Sahara had been in chat rooms for several months and met a guy on the net:
suocnon_ris: U know wat would be really cool?
sahara_19: no wat
suocnon_ris: if u would take some nude pics and post them on myspace
sahara_19: NO WAY
suocnon_ris: i'll pay u for every pic
suocnon_ris: how ever much g2g
sahara_19: wait how much?
Sahara didn't feel right about the guy, so she went and spoke to her dad thinking about collage and all.
Sahara: dad i met this guy on the net
Sahara: yeah and he said i should take some pics
Dad: What type of pics?
Dad: its up to you
Sahara needing the money went to her room and took the pics then got back on the net and posted them. the next day she was on the net and looked at the comments
suocnon_ris: nice pics so how much do i owe u?
sahara_19: well $25 for each pic so $150
suocnon_ris: k but u know wat would be even better
if u got some pics more...
An Antartian was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Antartian asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie?
Here's one that goes nicely with your robe."
The Antartian shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want."
The Antartian thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared. Three hours later the Antartian came crawling back to where the man was sitting behi
The foreman laughed when a tiny old man in a plaid shirt applied for a job as a lumberjack.
"So, you think you can be a lumberjack? What's your experience?" asked the foreman.
"I've felled a million trees, single-handed," said the lumberjack. "Ever hear of the Sahara Forest?"
"You mean the Sahara Desert," corrected the foreman. "Sure...now!"
There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they could each take only one thing. When they met in the desert they each were telling what they had brought.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.
"I brought a car door, so that when it gets hot I can roll down the window."