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    Outrageous Vet Bill

    Hot 1 week ago

    A man, carrying a very limp dog, entered the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the vet took out his stethoscope and placed the receptor on the dog's chest.
    He listened for a moment or two, shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but your dog has passed away."
    "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't even done any tests on him. I demand a second opinion!"
    With that, the vet turned and left the room, returning a few moments later with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work and checked the poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook its head and barked.
    The vet then took the dog out and returned a few moments later with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table.
    As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook its head, meowed, jumped off the table and ran out of the room.
    The vet handed the man a bill for $650. The more...

    Sadly, after just a short period, Elton Johns marriage is over. he caught his husband having sex behind his back !!

    Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
    Vincent: One dollar
    Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
    Vincent (sadly): You don't know my father.

    Cat scan and Lab test

    Hot 2 years ago

    A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."
    "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"
    With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly with his nose. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said, "Bark" (meaning "dead as a doornail").
    The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also carefully sniffed out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, more...

    TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
    SAMMY: You can't fool me, teacher. Snakes don't have feet.
    HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
    JOSE: Don't bite any.
    TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    ELLEN: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say "I am."
    ELLEN: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
    The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. "There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning," he snapped. "Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?" voice shouted, "Okay
    -you start."
    MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
    JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
    TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
    SASHA: A new bike.
    TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many more...

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