Sabbath Jokes / Recent Jokes

my gran is the most religious lady i know and every sabbath she would go to church and she never missed it. one sabbath my gran and i went to church, even though we would have walked for 5 mins to church, we walked for half an hour for she is very slow. when we got there something unusual happened 2 men dressed in black got in with guns and shouted "is anyone willing to take a bullet for christ?" and at that moment before anyone could make out what was happening my gran was outside the church she was the first to leave all we were left with was the grannie breeze she left behind.