Ryanair Jokes

European airline Ryanair announced that it will start charging passengers to use the restroom. The airline is hoping that installing pay toilets will allow them to remove 2 of the lavatories, in order to make room for more seats.
Not to be outdone, the king of no-frills air travel, Southwest Airlines, is expected to announce their new "no toilet" flights.
According to anonymous sources, the storage pocket of each seat will contain a safety card, an airsickness bag, and a pair of Depends.