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    Stranded Engineer

    Hot 2 years ago

    There was this male engineer, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself, he knew not how, swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be seen. No person, no supplies, nothing. The man looked around. There were some bananas and coconuts, but that was it. He was desperate, and forlorn, but decided to make the best of it. So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice and mostly looked to the sea mightily for a ship to come to his rescue. One day, as he was lying on the beach stroking his beard and looking for a ship, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. Could it be true, was it a ship? No, from around the corner of the island came this rowboat. In it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, or at least seen in 4 more...

    Stranded on an Island

    Hot 7 years ago

    A man found himself, he knew not how, swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be seen. No person, no supplies, nothing. The man looked around. There were some bananas and coconuts, but that was it. He was desperate, and forlorn, but decided to make the best of it.
    For the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice and mostly looked to the sea for a ship to come to his rescue. One day, as he was lying on the beach stroking his beard and looking for a ship, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. Could it be true, was it a ship? No, from around the corner of the island came a rowboat. In it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen - or at least in last 4 months. She was tall, tanned, and her blonde hair flowed in the sea breeze.
    He watched as she rowed her boat toward him.
    As she arrived at the beach, he asked, "Where did you come from, how did you get here"?
    She said, "I rowed from the other side of more...

    An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life... at least till a hurricane came unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly.
    The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. Used to 4-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. But for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life, and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship.
    One day, as he was lying on the beach, he saw a rowboat, and in it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. She rowed up to him. In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
    "I rowed from the other side of the island, "she said, "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."
    "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. How more...

    Once upon a time, a man decided to vacation on a cruise ship
    in the Caribbean. It was wonderful-the experience of his
    life! He was waited upon hand and foot. But, alas, it did
    not last. A hurricane came up suddenly and the ship went
    down. The man found himself, he knew not how, swept up on the
    shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be
    seen. No person, no supplies, nothing.
    The man looked around. There were some bananas and coconuts,
    but that was it. He was desperate and forlorn, but decided to
    make the best of it. So for the next four months he ate
    bananas, drank coconut juice and mostly looked to the sea
    mightily for a ship to come to his rescue.
    One day, as he was lying on the beach stroking his beard and
    looking for a ship, he spotted movement out of the corner of
    his eye. Could it be true, was it a ship? No, from around
    the corner of the island came a rowboat. In it was the most
    gorgeous woman he had more...

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