Roshan Jokes

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    One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can
    be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script
    or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process.

    - Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)


    I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow
    anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress.
    - Manisha Koirala (Actress)



    Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a
    mimicry artist.
    - Rani Mukherjee (Actress)


    It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
    In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions.
    - Aishwarya Rai (Actress)


    Just because I'm an actress, why should anyone dare to
    assume that I have no morals?
    - Preity Zinta (Actress)


    I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
    between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me.
    - Hrithik more...

    One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can
    be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script
    or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process.
    - Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)


    I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow
    anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress.
    - Manisha Koirala (Actress)


    Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a
    mimicry artist.
    - Rani Mukherjee (Actress)


    It`s strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
    In fact, he`s approached me for all his home productions.
    - Aishwarya Rai (Actress)


    Just because I`m an actress, why should anyone dare to
    assume that I have no morals?
    - Preity Zinta (Actress)


    I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
    between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me.
    - Hrithik Roshan (Actor)

    ROSHAN was fifteen minutes late for the class. His teacher demanded an explanation.' Sir, I had a lovely dream. I was visiting countries of Europe and seeing beautiful places. It was only when my plane landed in India that I woke up with a start and discovered I had got late for school.'
    Just then another boy, Mohan, came in.' And why are you late?' asked the teacher angrily.
    'Sir/ he replied,' I had to go to Palam airport to receive Roshan.'

    One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process. - Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)
    I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress. - Manisha Koirala (Actress)
    Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a mimicry artist. - Rani Mukherjee (Actress)
    It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
    In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions. - Aishwarya Rai (Actress)
    Just because I'm an actress, why should anyone dare to assume that I have no morals? - Preity Zinta (Actress)
    I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
    between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me. - Hrithik Roshan (Actor)

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