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    Sharing Hotel Rooms

    Hot 1 month ago

    By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager."Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?""Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. more...

    Equal?

    Hot 4 years ago

    "Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal; but boys and girls are not born the same.
    1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.
    2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your
    home to the church, even if you're driving there.
    3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.
    4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
    5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they more...

    The dog is not allowed in the house.
    Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
    The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
    The dog can get on the old furniture only.
    Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep
    with the humans on the bed.
    Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
    The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
    The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
    The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
    Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

    Clean rooms are boring.

    Hot 3 years ago

    Clean rooms are boring.

    Dog Rules

    Hot 1 year ago

    Dog Rules...
    1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
    2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
    3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
    4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
    5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
    6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
    7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
    8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
    9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
    10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

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