Roaches Jokes

Yo Mama’s so stupid… It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she was born, they put her in a tinted incubator. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She didn’t need a costume to try out for Star Wars. Yo Mama’s so old…. She waitressed at the Last Supper. Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out. Yo Mama’s so ugly… Even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out Yo Mama’s so poor… She has an order of fries on layaway at McDonalds. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She gets paid top dollar to stand in the farmer’s field and scare the crows away. Yo Mama’s so poor… She uses both sides of the toilet paper.

Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb???
A: Since when do roaches screw in lightbulbs?

In the end only roaches and fruit cake will be left and the funny thing is that the roaches die of starvation!

Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside