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    What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians? Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields.Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting.Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police.A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists.Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them.Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns.Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't organized in more...

    What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??
    Libertarians are anarchists with money.
    Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.
    Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options. Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.
    Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields.
    Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting.
    Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police.
    A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists.
    Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them.
    Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns.
    Libertarians are organized in a more...

    What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??
    Libertarians are anarchists with money.
    Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.
    Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.
    Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.
    Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields.
    Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting.
    Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police.
    A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists.
    Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them.
    Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns.
    Libertarians are organized in a more...

    What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians?? Libertarians are anarchists with money. Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property. Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options. Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo. Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields. Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting. Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police. A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists. Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them. Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns. Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't organized in more...

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