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Where do you take a dying man?
The living room!
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
Why aren't chick's farts nearly as loud as men's?
Because they don't stop talking long enough to build up any back pressure.
How is a woman like a cop car?
They both make lots of noise to let you know they are coming.
What did Adam say when he woke up and found that a rib was missing?
Whew, something smells fishy around here.
Why do women get P.M.S.?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
Why did god put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Doctor, doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar."
Come now. I don't believe that."
Doctor, doctor People keep disagreeing with me
No they don't.
Doctor, doctor People keep ignoring me
Doctor, doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains
Pull yourself together.
Doctor, doctor I think I'm a cricket ball
Doctor doctor I think I'm a billiard ball
Get to the end of the queue.
Doctor doctor I cant feel my legs
That's because we've cut your arms off.
Doctor doctor I think I need glasses
This is the post office.
Doctor doctor I think everyone hates me
Fuck off you irritating git.
Q: How much dirt is in a hole three feet long, two feet wide, and one foot deep?
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A: None. It's a hole, after all.