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    This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt-encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold it was a very old oil lamp. The guy started to buff it to remove the verdigris when "poof" a genie appeared.
    This genie, like all genies, was so happy to be freed of the lamp that he granted the guy three wishes.
    "I wish to be a dollar richer than Bill Gates, " says the guy. The genie wasn't sure who Bill Gates was until the guy told him to check Forbes magazine. When the genie called up Forbes from inside the lamp he learned that Bill Gates was indeed the richest man in the world.
    "Guy," the genie said, "You will forever be a dollar richer than Bill Gates. What's your second wish."
    "Genie, I want the most expensive Porsche made: Fire engine red, on board GPS and the finest audio system ever installed in an automobile."
    "That's easy, Guy," more...

    A guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt-encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold, it was a very old oil lamp. The guy started to buff it to remove the verdigris when "poof" a genie appeared.
    This genie, like all genies, was so happy to be freed of the lamp that he granted the guy three wishes.
    "I wish to be a dollar richer than Bill Gates," says the guy.
    The genie wasn't sure who Bill Gates was until the guy told him to check Forbes magazine. When the genie called up Forbes from inside the lamp, he learned that Bill Gates was indeed, the richest man in the world.
    "Guy," the genie said, "You will forever be a dollar richer than Bill Gates. What's your second wish?"
    "Genie, I want the most expensive Porsche made: Fire engine red, on board GPS and the finest audio system ever installed in an automobile."
    "That's easy, Guy," more...

    Q: How many wives does the bible allow a man to have?
    A: 16
    Better
    Worse
    Richer
    Poorer
    Can I have just the Better & Richer? :-)

    Jason and Peter were arguing about whose Dad was richer.

    Jason says, "My Father is so rich he's going to buy the Pacific Ocean."

    Peter says, "Oh, yeah? If you don't shut up, I'll tell my Dad not to sell it."

    A guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this
    salt encrusted piece of metal. He scratched away at it to remove
    the salt, to reveal a very old oil lamp. With an embarassed look around him, the guy gives it a quick rub. .. a Genie appeared.

    This genie, like all genies, was so happy to be freed of the lamp
    that he granted the guy three wishes.

    "I wish to be a dollar richer than Bill Gates," says the guy.

    "You will forever be a dollar richer than Bill Gates. What's your second wish?"

    "Genie, I want the most expensive Porsche made: Fire engine red, on
    board GPS and the finest audio system ever installed in an
    automobile."

    The genie waved his hand and the requested Egomobile appeared.

    But what about the third wish. ... "Genie," the guy said, "I can't think of anything now. May I save the third wish for more...

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