Rican Jokes

A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car...who's driving?
A Cop!!!

Q: When does a Puerto Rican become a Spaniard?
A: When he marries your daughter.

Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.

Rosie Perez's new film about her family and the history of Puerto Rico will air on the IFC network. The title of the film is, "Yo soy Boriqua, Pa' que lo Sepas!"

Translation: I'm Puerto Rican, so you know!
Wow! Now that's an eye-opener! Who knew that she would turn out to be Puerto Rican. I just thought she was the greatest Swedish actress in the world.
Other documentaries in the works:
With Barry Bonds, "I'm a Baseball Player, I Took Steroids, so you Know!"
With Michael Jackson, "I'm a Singer, I Really like Kids, so you Know!"
With George W. Bush, "I'm the President, so I Think!"

A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car...who's driving? A Cop!!!