Ribbons Jokes

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    A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in
    high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a
    process developed by Helice Bridges of Del Mar, California, she called
    each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First she told
    them how the student made a difference to her and the class. Then she
    presented each of them with a blue ribbon imprinted with gold letters
    which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference."
    Afterwards the teacher decided to do a class project to see what
    kind of impact recognition would have on a community. She gave each
    of the students three more ribbons and instructed them to go out and
    spread this acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to follow up on the
    results, see who honored whom and report back to the class in about a
    week
    One of the boys in the class went to a junior executive in a
    nearby company and honored him for helping him with his more...

    Ribbons for Snoring
    A woman walks into a restaraunt to have lunch with an old friend of hers. When she sees her old friend she is looking very tired and pale. She asks her friend what the problem is and she says that she isnt getting any sleep due to her husbands snoring at night. She says, "oh i know a good remedy for that, all you have to do is when he starts to snore, find a blue ribbon and tie it around his privates." Her friend then agrees to try it out that night.
    That night she wakes up to her husbands snoring and decides to try her friends method of curing it. So she goes into her closet and finds a blue ribbon and proceeds to tie it around his privates. Her husband immediately stops snoring and she says this is wonderful and then dozes off to sleep. About an hour later she wakes up to snoring again, looks over at her husband and hes not snoring and then looks to the floor and sees that the dog is snoring. So she decides to try the method on the dog. She goes more...

    Yesterday, I walked into a pet store. When I walked to the back of the store, I saw an interesting parrot. The parrot had a ribbon on either foot. There was a red ribbon on his left foot, and a blue ribbon on his right foot.
    As I was wondering what the ribbons were for, the store owner walked up to me. He told me that if I pulled the red ribbon, the parrot would sing the "Star Spangled Banner," and the parrot did. He then told me that if you pulled the blue ribbon, the parrot would sing, "God Bless America," and it did.
    Interested, I asked the store owner, "What will it do when I pull both ribbons at the same time?" The parrot then yelled, "I'll fall off my perch, stupid!!!"

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