Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?