Revoked Jokes

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    A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.
    officer:May I see your license?
    Man:It is not valid.It has been revoked 5 times.
    officer:Well then can I please see the registration to the car?
    Man:this is not my car.I carjacked it.
    Officer:Well open up the glove box and let me see who it is regitered to.
    Man:I can't open up the glove box, it has my loaded gun in there
    About this time the officer is reaching for his gun.
    Officer:Well what do you have a gun in the glove box for?
    Man:Oh, I used to kill my wife who is stuffed in the trunk.
    The officer goes over and calls for backup.The police chief comes over and says,
    Chief:Let me get this straight, you are driving on a license that has been revoked 5 times?
    Man: No, Here, take a look,
    And sure enough it was valid
    Chief:Okay, but you carjacked this car?
    Man:No it is my car.Let me get the registration out of the glove box and show you.
    Chief:But don't you have a loaded more...

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