Revenge Jokes

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    A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed
    with another man. (Sounds familiar, right?) So he dragged the man
    down the stairs to the garage and put his John Thomas in a vise. He
    secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.
    The man, terrified, screamed, "STOP! STOP! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO.. TO..
    CUT IT OFF, ARE YOU???!?"
    The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye:
    "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

    A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.
    So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his...umm...you know...in a vice. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.
    The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to...to...cut it off, are you?!?"
    The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

    A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"

    A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.
    Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?"
    Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to!"

    Bear Hunting!

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    Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
    The black bear said: "You've got two choices.
    I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."
    Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
    There was another tap on his shoulder.
    This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."
    Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.
    He felt sweet revenge, but then there was more...

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