Restless Jokes

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    Waking up after a restless night, the wife turned to her husband and frowned. "I can't believe itl All night long you kept cursing me in your sleep!"
    The husband replied, "Who was sleeping?"

    A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

    Little Bonnie became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
    Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?

    ARES (March 21 to April 19):
    Chickens born under the sign of Ares are natural leaders possessing a pioneering determined spirit, who wish to make their mark on the world. They cross the road to assert themselves and seek action, daring and adventure.
    TAURUS (April 20 to May 20):
    Taurus chickens are strong willed and have a down to earth attitude toward life. They are overly interested in material things and have a real need for security. They feel unsettled unless comfortable. They will cross only if there is more security on the other side or to obtain material possessions.
    GEMINI (May 21 to June 20):
    They are highly restless and are always seeking a wide variety of contrasting experiences. They cross because they do not know what is on the other side and to avoid the boredom of their mundane existence.
    CANCER (June 21 to July 22):
    While having a tough shell-like exterior, Cancer chickens are very sensitive and vulnerable. They have very delicate emotions, more...

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