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    'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual
    yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity
    was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that
    species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was meticulously
    suspended from the forward edge of the wood-burning caloric apparatus, pursuant
    to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric
    philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific title of St.
    Nicholas.
    The prepubescent siblings, comfortably ensconced in their respective
    accommodations of repose, were experiencing subconscious visual hallucinations
    of variegated fruit confections moving rhythmically through their cerebra. My
    conjugal partner and I, attired in our nocturnal cranial coverings, were about
    to take slumbrous advantage of the hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous
    exterior more...

    A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
    'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Musmusculus.
    Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific title of St. Nicholas.
    The prepubescent siblings, comfortably ensconced in their respective accommodations of repose, were experiencing subconscious visual hallucinations of variegated fruit confections moving rhythmically through their cerebrums.
    My conjugal partner and I, attired in our nocturnal head coverings, were about to take slumberous advantage of the hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous more...

    A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Musmusculus.Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific title of St. Nicholas.The prepubescent siblings, comfortably ensconced in their respective accommodations of repose, were experiencing subconscious visual hallucinations of variegated fruit confections moving rhythmically through their cerebrums.My conjugal partner and I, attired in our nocturnal head coverings, were about to take slumberous advantage of the hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous exterior portion of more...

    Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood-burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific title of St. Nicholas. The prepubescent siblings, comfortably ensconced in their respective accommodations of repose, were experiencing subconscious visual hallucinations of variegated fruit confections moving rhythmically through their cerebra. My conjugal partner and I, attired in our nocturnal cranial coverings, were about to take slumbrous advantage of the hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous more...

    Redneck Haikus
    Beauty
    Naked in repose
    Silvery silhouette girls
    Adorn my mud flaps
    Remorse
    A painful sadness
    Cain't fit big screen TV through
    Double-wide's front door
    Mother and Child
    Crusted in boogers
    Stained with Kool-Aid, baby has face
    Only Mama loves
    Exuberance
    Joyous, playful, bright
    Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
    Of old motor oil
    Alone
    Seeking solitude
    Carl's ex-wife Tammy files fer
    Restraining order
    Desire
    Damn, in that tube-top
    You make me almost fergit
    That you're my cousin
    Impounded
    Sixty-five dollars
    And cyclone fence keeps me from
    My El Camino
    Offerings
    Tonight we hunger
    Grandma sent grocery money
    To Robert Tilton
    Drama
    Set the VCR
    Dukes of Hazard Marathon
    Starts at 9 O'Clock
    Deprived
    In WalMart toy aisle
    Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll
    Mama whups his ass
    No Signal
    White noise, buzzing static
    Call more...

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