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    Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:
    1. Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue.
    2. Take random objects in his office and glue them to the floor.
    3. Refuse to cooperate unless he trades his pants.
    4. Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don't like.
    5. After everything he says, say, "And how does that make you feel?"
    6. Point at random things and say, "Where did you get that?"
    7. Complain that his chair looks more comfortable.
    8. Repeat over and over, "I'm not hanging out with a bad influence, I AM a bad influence!"
    9. Sit underneath your chair.
    10. Stand on your head.
    11. Kill spiders on the wall with your fist. Eat what sticks to your hand and leave the rest sticking to the wall. Draw a circle around it to make sure everyone sees it.
    12. Never stop smiling.
    13. Scream every word.
    14. Repeatedly tell him to look at the ceiling. When he finally more...

    Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue.2. Take random objects in his office and glue them to the floor.3. Refuse to cooperate unless he trades his pants.4. Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don't like.5. After everything he says, say, "And how does that make you feel?"6. Point at random things and say, "Where did you get that?"7. Complain that his chair looks more comfortable.8. Repeat over and over, "I'm not hanging out with a bad influence, I AM a bad influence!"9. Sit underneath your chair.10. Stand on your head.11. Kill spiders on the wall with your fist. Eat what sticks to your hand and leave the rest sticking to the wall. Draw a circle around it to make sure everyone sees it.12. Never stop smiling.13. Scream every word.14. Repeatedly tell him to look at the ceiling. When he finally does, repeatedly tell him to look at the chair. When he finally does, more...

    1. Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. (Hide them well.)

    2. Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

    3. Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.

    4. Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.

    5. Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.

    6. "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.

    7. Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.

    8. Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.

    9. Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."

    10. Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."

    11. If you live together, have your mother more...

    I saw this used on another list - of course it would be inappropriate to actually use it here but enjoy it all the same.
    -Mark
    Dear
    sir
    clueless one
    twit
    great man on campus
    madam
    dweeb
    twerp
    comrade
    Elvis
    moon beam
    boor
    Obergruppenfuehrer
    citoyen
    Geek
    grad student
    cur
    You are being gently flamed because.
    you continued a boring useless stupid thread
    you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
    you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads
    you posted a piece riddled with profanities
    you advocated Net censorship
    you SCREAMED! (used all caps)
    you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group
    you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article
    you threatened others with physical harm
    you made a bigoted statement(s)
    you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
    you are under the more...

    Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription: 1. Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue. 2. Take random objects in his office and glue them to the floor. 3. Refuse to cooperate unless he trades his pants. 4. Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don't like. 5. After everything he says, say, "And how does that make you feel?" 6. Point at random things and say, "Where did you get that?" 7. Complain that his chair looks more comfortable. 8. Repeat over and over, "I'm not hanging out with a bad influence, I AM a bad influence!"9. Sit underneath your chair. 10. Stand on your head. 11. Kill spiders on the wall with your fist. Eat what sticks to your hand and leave the rest sticking to the wall. Draw a circle around it to make sure everyone sees it. 12. Never stop smiling. 13. Scream every word. 14. Repeatedly tell him to look at the ceiling. When he finally does, repeatedly tell him to look at the chair. When he more...

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